Saturday, June 2, 2012

CDC Claims ‘Zombie Virus’ Not a Real Thing as Cannibal Attacks Continue

CDC Claims ‘Zombie Virus’ Not a Real Thing as Cannibal Attacks Continue

Is it just me, or are people just a little NUTS these days? What is going on in our society, in our world, on our planet? The CDC had to step in to say,   it's OK people there is no Zombie Virus, you are not all going to be eaten by the dead..un-dead...zombies.... and then become zombies yourselves!!! Yet, the CDC initiated "Zombie Preparedness" see below!

Zombie Preparedness

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Wonder why Zombies, Zombie Apocalypse, and Zombie Preparedness continue to live or walk dead on a CDC web site? As it turns out what first began as a tongue in cheek campaign to engage new audiences with preparedness messages has proven to be a very effective platform. We continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via Zombie Preparedness; and as our own director, Dr. Ali Khan, notes, "If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack." So please log on, get a kit, make a plan, and be prepared! to get your kit....

The Department of Health's Centers for Disease Control and Prevention today issued an official statement denying the existence of a "Zombie Virus" following a recent spate of incidents involving people behaving in a zombie-like manner.
"CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," the agency's spokesman, David Daigle, told the Huffington Post.
The denial comes on the heel of multiplezombie-esque events throughout the countryand the world, as well as a rash of ominous occurrences across the state of Florida leading up to last Saturday's face-eating attack.
Despite the CDC's reassurance, another case of man-eat-man was reported in Staten Island yesterday, as one diner patron bit off the ear of another customer in the midst of an altercation over which TV channel to put on.
"He chewed his ear - he must have been hungry," an eyewitness told the New York Daily News. "He must have been reading about that cannibal down in Miami or something."
The CDC just last year created a website dedicated to "Zombie Preparedness." Alleging to be an "entertaining way to introduce emergency preparedness," the campaign specifically singled out the "zombie apocalypse" as a "kind of emergency" Americans should prepare for.

1 comment:

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